Category Archives: kids jokes

Stadium Lights

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match! Explanation:  I love soccer so, another soccer joke (I could have said football or fútbol). A “soccer match” is a soccer game.  A match is a contest between two teams.  A match … Continue reading

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Pig Ball

Q: Why are pigs so bad at soccer? A: They are always hogging the ball! Explanation:  To “hog the ball” means to keep the ball to yourself and not pass the ball.  A good soccer player looks to his or her teammates to … Continue reading

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Before Dinner

Q: What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner? A: Shall we prey! Explanation:  Many people pray before dinner; they say words of thanks to their god, spirit or higher being.  Prey (with an ‘e’ not an ‘a’) is the … Continue reading

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Fish Song

Q: How are fish and music the same? A: They both have scales! Explanation:  Fish scales are the outer part, the skin, of a fish.  Musical scales are a series of notes that go up or down (there are many types of musical … Continue reading

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Tipsy

Q: Why do flamingos stand on one leg? A: If they lifted the other leg they would fall over! Explanation:  Not what you expected?  Of course not!  That’s why this joke is funny. Upon asking the question one expects an answer, an explanation. … Continue reading

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The Future at Hand

Q: Why was the tree excited about the future? A: It was ready to turn over a new leaf! Explanation:  “To turn over a new leaf” means to start anew, to start again, fresh.  Someone who has had problems might turn over a … Continue reading

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Theft at Home?

Q: Why was the baseball player a bad sport? A: He stole third base and then went home! Explanation:  To be a bad sport is to not play nicely or to not play fairly. In baseball when you “steal a base” you do … Continue reading

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