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Off Key

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can’t tuna fish! Explanation: Tuna fish?  No, tune – a – fish.  You see, for a guitar to sound good, you have to tune it.  A fish cannot be tuned… but … Continue reading

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Trout Trouble?

Q: Why can’t fishermen be generous? A: Because their business makes them sell fish! Explanation: This is a bad pun (are there good puns?)!  Their business makes them ‘sell fish’ or shall I say “selfish.”  Yes, sell fish sounds just like selfish but there … Continue reading

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Fish Song

Q: How are fish and music the same? A: They both have scales! Explanation:  Fish scales are the outer part, the skin, of a fish.  Musical scales are a series of notes that go up or down (there are many types of musical … Continue reading

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Blind fish?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A:  Fsh! Explanation:  When you hear this joke you are thinking about a fish with no eye, perhaps a blind fish.  What makes this joke funny is that the answer … Continue reading

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