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Wet Melon!
Q: What do you call a wet fruit? A: A watermelon! Explanation: “Wet” is something that is liquid or has liquid on or in it. For example, a towel gets wet when you use it to soak up water; the street … Continue reading
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Happy Birthday!
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom! Explanation: Well, this is funny because the listener is expecting a real explanation that has to do with … Continue reading
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Shake Well
Q: Why did John jump up and down before drinking his juice? A: The box said, “Shake well before drinking!” Explanation: Johnny was sooooooo confused! When the box says, “Shake well before drinking” it is talking about the box, not the … Continue reading
The Lettuce Wins!
Q: Why did the lettuce win the race? A: He was a head! Explanation: Lettuce is a green, leafy vegetable like in the picture. When you buy lettuce you buy “a head” of lettuce. The person who wins a race … Continue reading
At the plate!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter! Explanation: The word “batter” can refer to the person on a baseball team who has the bat and is hitting the ball. The word … Continue reading
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Hot Dog!
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair! Explanation: You know what a hot dog is, right? A “hot dog stand” is a small place that sells hot dogs (see picture). This joke plays … Continue reading
Peanut Butter and Traffic Jam!
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Explanation: Peanut butter and jelly is a common type of sandwich in the United States. Jam and jelly are synonyms (they are … Continue reading
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Nachos!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese! Explanation: Nacho cheese is a form of processed cheese sauce mixed with peppers and other spices. It is used to make Nachos, a snack made with tortilla chips and there … Continue reading
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