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Flying Garbage?

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Explanation:  When you hear “4 wheels and flies” you expect that the word “flies” means something that flies in the air like an airplane or perhaps Superman.  You do not expect that … Continue reading

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Cross a Cow?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that … Continue reading

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O Bother!

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! Explanation:  Bugs– those bothersome little insects.  If something “bugs you” that means that something irks you, bothers you, pesters you, annoys you, is bothersome to you, … Frogs eat bugs, that … Continue reading

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Looking Good!

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil? A: You’re looking sharp! Explanation:  When the writing end of a pencil is pointed, we say that the pencil is sharp (the non-writing end is the eraser). When someone is wearing nice clothes we … Continue reading

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Hang On

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will Let It Go! Explanation:  Did you see the movie Frozen?  Elsa is the main character.  Her big song is “Let It Go.” If you let go of a balloon it will float … Continue reading

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Going Out with Fruit

Q: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? A: He couldn’t get a date! Explanation:  Raisins are dried grapes.  Prunes are dried plums. Dates are just dates.  All three are fruits. In this joke “to go out with” means to date … Continue reading

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Funlessness

Q: What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around? A: A boar! Explanation:  A boring pig, that is.  There are several names for swine in English including pig, hog and boar.  And then when we eat pig it can … Continue reading

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