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Flying Garbage?

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Explanation:  When you hear “4 wheels and flies” you expect that the word “flies” means something that flies in the air like an airplane or perhaps Superman.  You do not expect that … Continue reading

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Up, Down and Over

Q: What goes through towns, up hills and down hills but never moves? A: The road! Explanation:  A road goes through towns, a road goes up hills and a road goes down hills but a road never moves- the vehicles on the road … Continue reading

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Night Drawing?

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains! Explanation:  At night, many people close the curtains (shut the curtains, draw the curtains) to keep the light out.  “Draw the curtains” is another way to say, “Close the … Continue reading

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Jail Call

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones! Explanation:  A cell phone is a celular phone, a mobil phone.  They are the ones that are replacing land lines as we stay connected 24/7.  Did you know that there are … Continue reading

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Tall Tales?

Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: A library- it has the most stories! Explanation:  The word story has more than one meaning: the floors of a building, a 5 story building for example, or an account of events that … Continue reading

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Cross a Cow?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that … Continue reading

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O Bother!

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! Explanation:  Bugs– those bothersome little insects.  If something “bugs you” that means that something irks you, bothers you, pesters you, annoys you, is bothersome to you, … Frogs eat bugs, that … Continue reading

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