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Luke at me!

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? You look like you want to hear another knock knock joke! Explanation: You see, “Luke” sounds like “look.”  So, you look like you want to hear another knock knock joke!

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Invisible Man

Posted on February 7, 2013 by

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it! Explanation: The invisible man is a book by H. G. Wells and also a movie.  If you are invisible no one … Continue reading →

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7 8 9

Posted on January 24, 2013 by

Q: Why was 6 afraid of  7? A: Because 7, 8, 9! Explanation:  If you read the numbers is sounds like seven-eight (ate)-nine.  And if I were 6, I, too, would be afraid of seven if it is eating other … Continue reading →

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Snowman and Vampire

Posted on January 22, 2013 by

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Explanation:  This is a common type of joke that is funny because you cross (combine) one thing with another (usually two things that do not … Continue reading →

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Red all over? No, read all over.

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

Q:  What is black and white and red all over?  A:  A newspaper! Explanation:  This joke plays on the word red/ read.  ”Red” is a color, like black and white.  ”Read”(pronounced “red”)  is the past tense of read (every day … Continue reading →

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