Category Archives: kids jokes

Chicken Little

Posted on March 23, 2016 by

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: Because he was a little chicken! Explanation:    An egg will soon become a chicken so you could say that an egg is a little chicken, a small chicken (OK, I know that an egg … Continue reading →

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Lost in Keyboard?

Posted on March 21, 2016 by

Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? A: Space! Explanation:  Are you familiar with a computer keyboard?  Here is a picture.  The long key at the bottom is called the space bar or the space key.  Of course it is … Continue reading →

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The Egg’s on You

Posted on March 18, 2016 by

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke? A: Because it might crack up! Explanation:  To crack up means to start laughing (sometimes it also means to to go crazy).  When you break an egg you first crack it open. … Continue reading →

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All Decked Out

Posted on March 7, 2016 by

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Explanation:  The flat part of sail boat (or pirate ship!) where you stand is called the deck.  A group of playing cards is called a … Continue reading →

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Your Future is Very Clear

Posted on February 29, 2016 by

Q: What kind of cookies make you rich? A: Fortune cookies! Explanation: If you have a lot of money you have a fortune.  The cookies that they give you in Chinese restaurants are called fortune cookies. This joke is funny because it … Continue reading →

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Dread Knight

Posted on February 25, 2016 by

Q: What bug do knights hate? A: Dragonflies! Explanation: Bugs are insects.  A knight (sounds like night) is a soldier for a king or queen.  They often wore armor or a coat of mail and rode on horses.  In stories, knights sometimes fight … Continue reading →

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Chew Chew Train

Posted on February 23, 2016 by

Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?? A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?” In most schools gum is not allowed.  If a … Continue reading →

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