Q: What do the Eiffel Tower and wood ticks have in common?
A: They are both Paris sites/parasites!

Explanation: Happy Father’s Day!

The Eiffel Tower is perhaps the most well known tourist site in Paris, France; it is visited by more than six million people each year. (The Louvre, though, is visited by more people each year.)

Wood ticks are insects that attach themselves to animals, including humans, and suck their blood.  This type of insect is known as a parasite.  It is important to remove a tick from your body, or your dog’s body, as soon as possible because they can transmit diseases.  Deer ticks can be more dangerous because they can transmit Lyme disease.

This joke is funny because Paris site (like the Eiffel Tower) and parasite (like a wood tick) sound the same.  You can file this joke under dad jokes for Father’s Day.

In addition to being the title of a movie, the phrase “We’ll always have Paris” is an important line from the end of the movie Casablanca–