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Toothless

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear! Explanation: The soft, red part that your teeth seem to come out of is called your gums.  When you lose a tooth your gums will probably bleed a … Continue reading

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Sad Fruit

Q: What fruit do you eat when you are sad? A: Blueberries. Explanation: In English some colors are associated with feelings.  Blue is associated with sadness.  When you “feel blue” it means that you are feeling sad. If the berries are blue … Continue reading

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Apple or Blueberry?

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie? A: Your teeth! Explanation:    Mmmmmm!  I love a good pie!  I love to sink my teeth into a good pie (“Sink your teeth into” is also an idiom)! When someone asks … Continue reading

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PB & J

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Explanation:  A banana peel is the outside skin of the banana.  Your skin can peel if you are in the sun and you … Continue reading

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Going Out with Fruit

Q: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? A: He couldn’t get a date! Explanation:  Raisins are dried grapes.  Prunes are dried plums. Dates are just dates.  All three are fruits. In this joke “to go out with” means to date … Continue reading

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Laughing Orange

Q: How do you make an orange giggle? A: Tickle its navel! Explanation: Oranges are a delicious fruit.  One type of orange is the navel orange.  Navel is also a word used for your belly button.  If someone tickles your belly button, it … Continue reading

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Wet Melon!

Q: What do you call a wet fruit?  A: A watermelon! Explanation:  “Wet” is something that is liquid or has liquid on or in it.  For example, a towel gets wet when you use it to soak up water; the street … Continue reading

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