Tag Archives: dinner

Turkey Crossing

Posted on November 20, 2022 by stfleming

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: So people would think he was a chicken! Explanation: Happy Thanksgiving! In many countries throughout the world people celebrate a day of thanks. In the United States, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged chicken, cross the road, dinner, EAL, English, ESL, funny, grateful, gratitude, humor, joke, Thanksgiving, turkey | 1 Comment

Maybe a Snack Later On

Posted on May 1, 2022 by stfleming

Q: Why did the two 4s decide to skip dinner? A: Because they already 8. Explanation: Told to me by a 6th grader, this one made me laugh! It is rather absurd and it really makes no sense…so let me try … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor | Tagged ate, dinner, EAL, eight, English, ESL, food, funny, humor, joke, math | Leave a comment

My Treat

Posted on January 24, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What did one plate say to the other? A: Dinner is on me! Explanation: When a meal such as breakfast, lunch, or dinner is served, it is typically put on a plate. If you go to a restaurant, the server may … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged children, cooking, dinner, ELL, English, ESL, funny, humor, Idiom, joke, kids, Plate | 2 Comments

Going Out with Fruit

Posted on January 11, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? A: He couldn’t get a date! Explanation: Raisins are dried grapes. Prunes are dried plums. Dates are just dates. All three are fruits. In this joke “to go out with” means to date … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged date, dinner, ELL, English, ESL, food, fruit, funny, humor, joke, jokes, movie, prune, raisin, reading, romantic relationship, writing | Leave a comment