Tag Archives: dinner

Maybe a Snack Later On

Q: Why did the two 4s decide to skip dinner? A: Because they already 8. Explanation: Told to me by a 6th grader, this one made me laugh!  It is rather absurd and it really makes no sense…so let me try … Continue reading

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

My Treat

Q: What did one plate say to the other? A: Dinner is on me! Explanation: When a meal such as breakfast, lunch, or dinner is served, it is typically put on a plate.  If you go to a restaurant, the server may … Continue reading

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Going Out with Fruit

Q: Why did the raisin go out with the prune? A: He couldn’t get a date! Explanation:  Raisins are dried grapes.  Prunes are dried plums. Dates are just dates.  All three are fruits. In this joke “to go out with” means to date … Continue reading

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment