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Sweet Swiss Music

Knock Knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Ah, the beauty of a knock knock joke and Alpine music.  Yodeling is a type of singing where the singer changes … Continue reading

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Last of the puns… for now

No matter how much you  push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. “To push the envelope” is an expression that means to exceed or try to exceed the normal limits. “Stationery” is writing materials such as paper and envelopes.  “Stationary” … Continue reading

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Smelly, not clean!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Queen Queen who? Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door. Explanation:  This knock-knock joke comes from GRIN:) at http://goodriddlesnow.com/jokes/by/knock-knock-jokes. It is funny because it plays on the similar sounding words “queen” and “clean.”  The listener … Continue reading

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Teddy’s Door

Knock, knock! Who’s There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open! Explanation:  Yesterday, teddy bears.  Today, Theodore: thee-o door.  The last part of the name “Theodore” sounds like “door.”  If you say the whole name fast it … Continue reading

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Luke at me!

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? You look like you want to hear another knock knock joke! Explanation: You see, “Luke” sounds like “look.”  So, you look like you want to hear another knock knock joke!

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Sneeze!

Knock, knock! Who’s There? Ash. Ash who? Bless you! Explanation: Ash who?  Sounds like “Achoo!”   “Achoo” is how the sound of a sneeze is written in English in the United States.  So when the asker asks “Ash who?” it … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Turnip

Cathy from Minnesota offers this joke… Knock, knock  Who’s there? Turnip  Turnip, who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here! Explanation:  This joke plays on words turnip/ turn up.  A turnip is a vegetable; “turn up” is what you do … Continue reading

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