Category Archives: Knock knock

Get Going

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo, who? Car go, “Beep beep, vroom, vroom!” Explanation: A knock knock joke to get you moving. Cargo is the word for goods (things) carried by a ship, train, or truck from one place to … Continue reading

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Sweet Swiss Music

Knock Knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Ah, the beauty of a knock knock joke and Alpine music.  Yodeling is a type of singing where the singer changes … Continue reading

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Smelly, not clean!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Queen Queen who? Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door. Explanation:  This knock-knock joke comes from GRIN:) at http://goodriddlesnow.com/jokes/by/knock-knock-jokes. It is funny because it plays on the similar sounding words “queen” and “clean.”  The listener … Continue reading

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Teddy’s Door

Knock, knock! Who’s There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open! Explanation:  Yesterday, teddy bears.  Today, Theodore: thee-o door.  The last part of the name “Theodore” sounds like “door.”  If you say the whole name fast it … Continue reading

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Luke at me!

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? You look like you want to hear another knock knock joke! Explanation: You see, “Luke” sounds like “look.”  So, you look like you want to hear another knock knock joke!

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Sneeze!

Knock, knock! Who’s There? Ash. Ash who? Bless you! Explanation: Ash who?  Sounds like “Achoo!”   “Achoo” is how the sound of a sneeze is written in English in the United States.  So when the asker asks “Ash who?” it … Continue reading

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Snowbank?

Q:  Where does a snowman keep his money? A:  In a snow bank. Explanation:  This joke plays on the word “bank”.  A bank is a place where people keep their money; a snowbank is a pile of snow (which is … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Turnip

Cathy from Minnesota offers this joke… Knock, knock  Who’s there? Turnip  Turnip, who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here! Explanation:  This joke plays on words turnip/ turn up.  A turnip is a vegetable; “turn up” is what you do … Continue reading

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1st Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out! Explanation: Knock-knock jokes play with words: words that sound the same but are different or words that have more than one meaning.  In this joke the jokester is … Continue reading

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