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Musical Teeth

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste. Explanation: A ‘tuba‘ is a large musical instrument, a brass instrument, that plays very low notes when you blow into it. A tube of toothpaste is, well, toothpaste … Continue reading

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Hare Raising

Q: How do you paint a rabbit purple? A: With purple hare spray! Explanation: Hair≠ Hare  but they sound the same.  Hair is on your head and sometimes people use hairspray to keep their hair in place.  Hare is an animal similar to … Continue reading

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Llama Llama 2

Q: What’s a llama’s favorite movie? A: Llamadeus! Q: What do you call a very fast llama? A: A Llamaghini! Explanation:  Both of these jokes play with the word llama: the first changes Amadeus into Llamadeus; the second changes Lamborghini into Llamaghini.  Many jokes in … Continue reading

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Hay, there!

Q: What did the farmer say when his hay started blowing away? A: Hay, come back! Explanation:  Hay is grass that has been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal food, especially for cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. “Hey” is a word … Continue reading

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Fish Song

Q: How are fish and music the same? A: They both have scales! Explanation:  Fish scales are the outer part, the skin, of a fish.  Musical scales are a series of notes that go up or down (there are many types of musical … Continue reading

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The High Notes

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes. Explanation:  Ahh, yes!  The high notes!  When one goes up, like in an airplane or up a ladder, one is going up higher.  The child … Continue reading

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