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The Cows Might Be Listening

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Explanation: Ah, yes- more food jokes! When you look at a potato, you will see it has small bumps sticking out.  … Continue reading

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Cross a Cow?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that … Continue reading

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Hay, there!

Q: What did the farmer say when his hay started blowing away? A: Hay, come back! Explanation:  Hay is grass that has been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal food, especially for cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. “Hey” is a word … Continue reading

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Cabbage Patching

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?  A: With cabbage patches! Explanation: To mend a pair of pants, such as jeans, is to fix them.  If there is a hole in the knee you will need to patch the … Continue reading

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