Cross a Cow?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!

Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle.

A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that quacks could be called a quacker in the same way that a person who robs is a robber and a person who thinks is a thinker.

“Quackers” sounds like “crackers” which go well with milk!  Enjoy some crackers and milk.

And here is a duck that milks a cow (and sings Old MacDonald):

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About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru.
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