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Cross a Cow?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation:  Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that.  So, a duck that … Continue reading

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Cow Joke

Q: What goes, “Oom, oom?” A: A backwards cow! Explanation: Silly joke alert!  In English, cows say, “Moo!”  So if the cow is backwards is says, “Oom” which is “moo” written backwards.  It is a good joke for a giggle!

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Spoiled Cow!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Explanation: To be “pampered” is to be taken care of in a very nice way.  Someone might go to the spa to have her nails done and get a … Continue reading

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Scaredy Cow!

Q:  What do you call a scared cow? A:  A milk shake! Explanation:  When people get scared, frightened, they sometimes shake because of the fear they feel.  A milkshake is a drink that mixes (or shakes) together ice cream and … Continue reading

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