Tag Archives: cow

Cow Askew

Posted on January 16, 2019 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? A: Lean meat! Explanation: For some reasons I find cows to be funny, like this joke. When something leans it is not quite straight up and down, it is a tilted like the … Continue reading →

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Hamburger, No Helper

Posted on October 18, 2018 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef! Explanation: Beef is a type of meat that comes from cows, cattle. When this meat is put through a grinder it is called ground beef. Ground beef is … Continue reading →

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Cross a Cow?

Posted on August 26, 2015 by stfleming

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation: Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that. So, a duck that … Continue reading →

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Cow Joke

Posted on February 11, 2014 by stfleming

Q: What goes, “Oom, oom?” A: A backwards cow! Explanation: Silly joke alert! In English, cows say, “Moo!” So if the cow is backwards is says, “Oom” which is “moo” written backwards. It is a good joke for a giggle!

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Spoiled Cow!

Posted on November 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Explanation: To be “pampered” is to be taken care of in a very nice way. Someone might go to the spa to have her nails done and get a … Continue reading →

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Scaredy Cow!

Posted on September 4, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a scared cow? A: A milk shake! Explanation: When people get scared, frightened, they sometimes shake because of the fear they feel. A milkshake is a drink that mixes (or shakes) together ice cream and … Continue reading →

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