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Hamburger, No Helper
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef! Explanation: Beef is a type of meat that comes from cows, cattle. When this meat is put through a grinder it is called ground beef. Ground beef is … Continue reading
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Cross a Cow?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Explanation: Bad joke, my apologies… but it made me giggle. A cow gives milk and ducks quack– but you already knew that. So, a duck that … Continue reading
Cow Joke
Q: What goes, “Oom, oom?” A: A backwards cow! Explanation: Silly joke alert! In English, cows say, “Moo!” So if the cow is backwards is says, “Oom” which is “moo” written backwards. It is a good joke for a giggle!
Spoiled Cow!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Explanation: To be “pampered” is to be taken care of in a very nice way. Someone might go to the spa to have her nails done and get a … Continue reading
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Scaredy Cow!
Q: What do you call a scared cow? A: A milk shake! Explanation: When people get scared, frightened, they sometimes shake because of the fear they feel. A milkshake is a drink that mixes (or shakes) together ice cream and … Continue reading
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