Tag Archives: scared

Whether Balloon?

Posted on August 1, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What music frightens balloons? A: Pop music! Explanation: When balloons explode, we say they pop. If you stick a pin in a balloon, it pops. If balloons had feelings, I am pretty sure that they would be scared of things … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged balloon, EAL, English, ESL, explode, feelings, funny, humor, joke, pop, pop music, scared | Leave a comment

Chicken Little

Posted on March 23, 2016 by stfleming

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: Because he was a little chicken! Explanation: An egg will soon become a chicken so you could say that an egg is a little chicken, a small chicken (OK, I know that an egg … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged chicken, EAL, Easter, Easter Eggs, egg, ELL, English, ESL, food, funny, hide, humor, joke, jokes, Jurassic Park, kids, kids jokes, Pysanky, reading, scared, school, Ukranian, writing | Leave a comment

Scary Food

Posted on June 4, 2014 by stfleming

Q: What is the best food to eat when you are scared? A: I scream! Explanation: People scream when they are scared, I mean, really scared. When was the last time you were really scared? Hopefully it was for something fun like a … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, earthquake, ELL, English, ESL, fear, food, funny, humor, ice cream, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, reading, roller coaster, scared, scream, vanilla, writing | Leave a comment

Scaredy Cow!

Posted on September 4, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a scared cow? A: A milk shake! Explanation: When people get scared, frightened, they sometimes shake because of the fear they feel. A milkshake is a drink that mixes (or shakes) together ice cream and … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged cow, humor, ice cream, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, milk, milkshake, reading, scared, writing | Leave a comment