Author Archives: stfleming

About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru.

Hippity Hoppity

Posted on April 14, 2017

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? A: To IHOP, of course! Explanation: IHOP is the shortened name for the International House of Pancakes. It is pronounced I-Hop. Hop: that is what rabbits do when they move; rabbits do not … Continue reading →

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Wet Rabbit

Posted on April 13, 2017

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer! Explanation: The Easter Bunny is a character from folklore in the United States. He is said to bring eggs to children on Easter Sunday. Soggy means wet. So … Continue reading →

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A Pirate’s Life

Posted on March 13, 2017

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter? A: You might think it’d be R but ’tis the C they love! Explanation: Pirates are known for saying “Arrrr.” But it is really the Sea (C) they love. Of course they love the … Continue reading →

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Toothless

Posted on November 9, 2016

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear! Explanation: The soft, red part that your teeth seem to come out of is called your gums. When you lose a tooth your gums will probably bleed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, jokes, jokes explained, reading, writing | Tagged bear, ELL, English, ESL, food, fruit, funny, gummi bears, gummy bears, gums, humor, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, reading, teeth, writing | Leave a comment

Sad Fruit

Posted on November 7, 2016

Q: What fruit do you eat when you are sad? A: Blueberries. Explanation: In English some colors are associated with feelings. Blue is associated with sadness. When you “feel blue” it means that you are feeling sad. If the berries are blue … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, jokes, jokes explained, kids jokes, reading, writing | Tagged Blue, blueberries, BWCA, Colors, ELL, English, ESL, feelings, food, fruit, funny, humor, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, reading, Sad, writing | Leave a comment

Musical Teeth

Posted on November 2, 2016

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste. Explanation: A ‘tuba‘ is a large musical instrument, a brass instrument, that plays very low notes when you blow into it. A tube of toothpaste is, well, toothpaste … Continue reading →

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Transparently

Posted on October 31, 2016

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying? A: Because you can see right through them! Explanation: To “see through” someone means to understand them, what they really mean, to understand the truth. You can “see through” someone who is telling … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, jokes, jokes explained, kids jokes, reading, writing | Tagged ELL, English, ESL, funny, ghost, halloween, humor, joke, jokes, kids, kids jokes, lie, lying, Minecraft, reading, skeleton, Transparent, writing | Leave a comment