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Whether Balloon?
Q: What music frightens balloons? A: Pop music! Explanation: When balloons explode, we say they pop. If you stick a pin in a balloon, it pops. If balloons had feelings, I am pretty sure that they would be scared of things … Continue reading
Run the Good Race
Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race! Explanation: Thank you to a swimming friend who sent me this joke. This explanation will be short, maybe abut 50 meters, the length of an olympic swimming pool. Yes, I know, … Continue reading
Sour Milk
Q: What do you call a mean cow? A: Moo-dy! Explanation: Wow, there are a lot of jokes about cows! As you may know, cows say “moo.” If you don’t believe me you can listen to Old McDonald, “with a moo-moo … Continue reading
Standing for Liberty
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? A: Because she can’t sit down! Explanation: Happy 4th of July to readers in the United States! Wishing you a healthy and safe Independence Day. This joke sets … Continue reading
Bug Fest
Q: How do snails fight? A: They slug it out. Explanation: “Slug it out” is an expression that means to fight. Slug also means hit; if you slug someone, you hit someone. In baseball, a slugger is someone who good … Continue reading
Get Going
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo, who? Car go, “Beep beep, vroom, vroom!” Explanation: A knock knock joke to get you moving. Cargo is the word for goods (things) carried by a ship, train, or truck from one place to … Continue reading
Cutting Corners
Q: What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A: A stamp! Explanation: What fun it would be to travel around the world! A stamp is that little sticker that you put in the corner of an … Continue reading
Tall Tails
Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers? A: They only have one tail! Explanation: A tale is a story. If you are a teller of tales you are a storyteller. A tail is the part of of an animal that … Continue reading
Hat Trick
Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: You stay here. I’m going on ahead! Explanation: “To go on ahead” or “to go ahead” means to move forward to do something while leaving the other person behind. That is … Continue reading
