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Level Up

Q: Why are elevator jokes the best? A: Because they work on so many levels! Explanation: What goes up, must come down, says the old adage.  (Blood, Sweat and Tears sang about that, too.)  The same is true for elevators: Elevators … Continue reading

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I Am Not Swearing

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall? A: Dam! Explanation: As a language learner, it is important to know the swear words, the bad words, the words you probably shouldn’t say. Dam is not a … Continue reading

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Great Oaks from Little Acorns

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you?A: Act like a nut! Explanation: In English, the word nut can refer to foods such as pistachios, cashews, and walnuts. Squirrels love to eat nuts, especially acorns if there are oak … Continue reading

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Keyless Piano Teacher

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Explanation:  Well, the word “keys” in this joke has two meanings: 1) Keys are the white and black parts of the piano … Continue reading

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Parrot-teacher

Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference! Explanation: Parrots like birdseed; they eat it!  Teachers have conferences with parents called parent teacher conferences; it is a time to talk to the parents about … Continue reading

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