Tag Archives: Disney

Level Up

Q: Why are elevator jokes the best? A: Because they work on so many levels! Explanation: What goes up, must come down, says the old adage.  (Blood, Sweat and Tears sang about that, too.)  The same is true for elevators: Elevators … Continue reading

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Polished Bread

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you will rise and shine! Explanation: Yeast is the ingredient in bread that makes it rise; if there is no yeast or the yeast is dead you will get … Continue reading

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Hang On

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will Let It Go! Explanation:  Did you see the movie Frozen?  Elsa is the main character.  Her big song is “Let It Go.” If you let go of a balloon it will float … Continue reading

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