Tag Archives: teaching

Bonsai?

Posted on May 2, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree! Explanation: The palm of your hand is the part that faces things you grab. It is easier to see in the picture. The palm of your hand is rather … Continue reading →

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Is it legal?

Posted on April 4, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Can you keep a sick, bald bird in your house? A: No, that’s ill-eagle! Explanation: Many of us are staying home so that the world can flatten the coronavirus curve. With that in mind, I offer you an eagle joke … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged bald, coronavirus, Eagle, EAL, English, ESL, healthy, humor, Illegal, jokes, kids, learning, Minnesota, sick, teaching | 1 Comment

Fire Away!

Posted on February 8, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What does an angel use to light a campfire? A: A match made in heaven! Explanation: When people go camping, sometimes they will build a campfire for cooking, roasting marshmallows, or telling stories. To build a fire you need … Continue reading →

Posted in ELL, ESL, humor, Joke | Tagged Adults, Angel, Camp, children, EAL, English, ESL, funny, humor, Idiom, jokes, kids, learning, match, teaching | 1 Comment

Keyless Piano Teacher

Posted on November 24, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Explanation: Well, the word “keys” in this joke has two meanings: 1) Keys are the white and black parts of the piano … Continue reading →

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