Tag Archives: sick
Zombie Out
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to work? A: Because he felt rotten! Explanation: When you are sick, it is very important that you don’t go to work or school, especially now with COVID still making people sick. If you feel … Continue reading
Is it legal?
Q: Can you keep a sick, bald bird in your house? A: No, that’s ill-eagle! Explanation: Many of us are staying home so that the world can flatten the coronavirus curve. With that in mind, I offer you an eagle joke … Continue reading
Catch and Release
Q: What can you catch but not throw? A: A cold! Explanation: Are you familiar with the expression, to catch a cold? when you catch a cold you get a cold (runny nose, sneezing, maybe coughing, …) from someone else. Cold sometimes means the … Continue reading
PB & J
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Explanation: A banana peel is the outside skin of the banana. Your skin can peel if you are in the sun and you … Continue reading
Sea Sick?
Q: Where do sick boats go to get healthy? A: To the dock! Explanation: A dock is a walk-way that extends from the land into the water. Boats can be tied to the dock so they do not float away. Doc (sounds like … Continue reading
Virus!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?A: It had a virus! Explanation: When someone is sick that person may sneeze. A virus is a really small thing, smaller than a cell in your body, that can make you sick. So, … Continue reading
Explain the Joke 