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Slip Sliding Away

Posted on March 7, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why did the banana put on sunscreen? A: He didn’t want to peel! Explanation: The outside of a banana, the yellow part that you do not eat, is called the peel.  (The outside of an lemon is called a rind … Continue reading →

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PB & J

Posted on October 8, 2015 by stfleming

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Explanation:  A banana peel is the outside skin of the banana.  Your skin can peel if you are in the sun and you … Continue reading →

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Fish Song

Posted on July 19, 2014 by stfleming

Q: How are fish and music the same? A: They both have scales! Explanation:  Fish scales are the outer part, the skin, of a fish.  Musical scales are a series of notes that go up or down (there are many types of musical … Continue reading →

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