Tag Archives: computer

Do you see what I see?

Posted on March 20, 2022 by stfleming

Q: Why did the computer get new glasses? A: To improve his web sight! Explanation: Every few years, it seems, I need to get new reading glasses that are just a bit stronger. The 20-20 vision of my youth has become … Continue reading →

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Typecasting

Posted on January 10, 2021 by stfleming

Q: What did the mouse say to the keyboard?A: You are really my type! Explanation: Computer humor! A mouse can be a small animal or a device that helps you work with a computer.  In this joke, I am talking … Continue reading →

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Lost in Keyboard?

Posted on March 21, 2016 by stfleming

Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? A: Space! Explanation:  Are you familiar with a computer keyboard?  Here is a picture.  The long key at the bottom is called the space bar or the space key.  Of course it is … Continue reading →

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In Sync

Posted on December 19, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What did the computer say when it fell into the quicksand? A: “Help me! I’m syncing!” Explanation: When someone falls in quicksand they start to sink, that is, go down into the sand.  When computers connect with other computers they “sync,” a … Continue reading →

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Virus!

Posted on February 6, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?A: It had a virus! Explanation: When someone is sick that person may sneeze.  A virus is a really small thing, smaller than a cell in your body, that can make you sick.  So, … Continue reading →

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