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Run to the Light

Posted on April 30, 2023 by stfleming

Q: Why are plants so skinny? A: Because they eat lite! Explanation: Skinny means thin or lean; the opposite of skinny could be obese, fat, or chubby.  The stem of most plants is thinner than a finger, so yes plants are … Continue reading →

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Beacon of Light

Posted on January 22, 2023 by stfleming

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four! Explanation: There are many, many jokes that start ask, “How many ________ does it take to change a lightbulb?  You can do … Continue reading →

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Stadium Lights

Posted on August 17, 2014 by stfleming

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match! Explanation:  I love soccer so, another soccer joke (I could have said football or fútbol). A “soccer match” is a soccer game.  A match is a contest between two teams.  A match … Continue reading →

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