Tag Archives: Mozart

Three Sheets to the Wind

Q: Why did the composer only compose while lying in bed? A: Because he was composing sheet music! Explanation: A composer is someone who writes music.  Two of the most famous composers are Mozart and Beethoven. Years ago, when composers wrote … Continue reading

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Llama Llama 2

Q: What’s a llama’s favorite movie? A: Llamadeus! Q: What do you call a very fast llama? A: A Llamaghini! Explanation:  Both of these jokes play with the word llama: the first changes Amadeus into Llamadeus; the second changes Lamborghini into Llamaghini.  Many jokes in … Continue reading

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