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Musical Teeth

Posted on November 2, 2016 by stfleming

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste. Explanation: A ‘tuba‘ is a large musical instrument, a brass instrument, that plays very low notes when you blow into it. A tube of toothpaste is, well, toothpaste … Continue reading →

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Gum Glue?

Posted on December 14, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand? A: Toothpaste! Explanation: The Tooth Fairy leaves small amounts of money under the pillow where small children have left a tooth that recently fell out.  She always has a magic wand.  I suppose … Continue reading →

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