Tag Archives: travel

Chew Chew Train

Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?? A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?” In most schools gum is not allowed.  If a … Continue reading

Posted in Education, ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, jokes, jokes explained, kids jokes, reading, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Crazy Train

Q: What is the craziest way to travel? A: Loco-motive! Explanation: A sort-of bilingual joke!  ¡Que bueno!  The Spanish word “loco” means “crazy” in English.  A locomotive is a train.  Therefore, a loco-motive is a crazy-travel machine.  But just in this joke- I … Continue reading

Posted in Education, ELL, ESL, humor, Joke, jokes, jokes explained, kids jokes, reading, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment