Tag Archives: Christmas

Christmas Poppins

Posted on December 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What did Mary Poppins want for Christmas? A: Supercalifragilisticexpialisnowshoes! Explanation: Did you see the “snow shoes” part at the end of that word?  This joke plays on the title of the song from Mary Poppins, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  You can watch a video of the … Continue reading →

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Free Sleigh

Posted on December 24, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A: Nothing.  It was on the house! Explanation:  If something is “on the house” it means it is free.  Often you will hear the expression in a movie, “Drinks are on the house!”  That … Continue reading →

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Carol for Mom and Dad

Posted on December 21, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? A: Silent Night. Explanation: Christmas carols are the songs sung at Christmas time.  Moms and dads enjoy a night that is quiet once in a while.  Silent Night is the name of a … Continue reading →

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