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Tied up in string

Posted on June 2, 2014 by stfleming

Q: Why didn’t the string ever win a race? A: It always tied! Explanation: A string is many long pieces of thread together.  Shoelaces are also a type of string.  Of course you can tie a string in a knot.  So, a string … Continue reading →

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Food that’s fast

Posted on September 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do racers eat? A: Fast food! Explanation:  A racer is a person who races, such as a runner or a race car driver.  The whole point of a race is to go fast in order to win.  “Fast … Continue reading →

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