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Faulty Boomerang

Posted on May 21, 2014 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick! Explanation: That’s just silly!  A boomerang is currently used as a toy but according to some histories it was/ is used for hunting.  Originally it was made of wood … Continue reading →

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Baseball Web

Posted on April 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why would a spider be a good baseball player?  A: Because it is good at catching flies! Explanation:  Spiders catch flies in their webs; flies (fly- singular) are small insects with wings.  When spiders build spiderwebs the flies get stuck … Continue reading →

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Bowl me over!

Posted on April 19, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Where do football players go before the big game?  A: To the Toilet Bowl! Explanation: If someone says, “I gotta go!” that person means, “I have to go to the bathroom.”  Imagine someone saying that while squeezing their legs together.  Football … Continue reading →

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Roll, Not Bounce

Posted on April 11, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What kind of balls don’t bounce?  A: Eye balls! Explanation:  Bounce is the way a ball goes up and down when thrown to the floor.  Tennis balls bounce.  Basketballs bounce.  Eyeballs… don’t bounce.  It would hurt too much if they … Continue reading →

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