Groundhog Day

What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?  groundhog

A roundhog

What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?

The ground frog!

What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Ground-dog Day!

Explanation: All three of these jokes play with sounds: “roundhog” sounds like groundhog; “ground frog” sounds like groundhog; “ground- Dog” sounds like groundhog.  And a puppy is a baby dog.

Sorry about being two days late for Groundhog’s Day… or is it Groundhog day?  What a silly holiday!

About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru.
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