The Lettuce Wins!

Q: Why did the lettuce win the race? LettuceHead
A:  He was a head!

Explanation: Lettuce is a green, leafy vegetable like in the picture.  When you buy lettuce you buy “a head” of lettuce.  The person who wins a race finishes first, that is, the person is ahead of the other.  This joke plays on the difference between “ahead” and “a head.”

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About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru.
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