The Lettuce Wins!

Q: Why did the lettuce win the race? LettuceHead
A:  He was a head!

Explanation: Lettuce is a green, leafy vegetable like in the picture.  When you buy lettuce you buy “a head” of lettuce.  The person who wins a race finishes first, that is, the person is ahead of the other.  This joke plays on the difference between “ahead” and “a head.”

About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru. Enseño en Lima, Peru.
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