Hoe! Hoe Hoe!

Posted on December 10, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why does Santa have a garden?Santa hoeing
A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

Explanation: When Santa laughs he says, “Ho, ho ho!”  When you work in a garden sometimes you use a hoe (a tool with a long handle and a flat piece of metal on the end that is perpendicular to the long handle).  This joke is funny because it changes “ho, ho, ho” for “hoe, hoe, hoe.”

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Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru, and in Minnesota. Enseño en Lima, Peru y en Minnesota.
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