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A Breath of Fresh Air

Posted on May 1, 2021 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?A: A fresh vegetable! Explanation: It is springtime in the northern hemisphere and it is time to plant the vegetable garden.  That way, you can eat fresh vegetables when they are … Continue reading →

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Hoe! Hoe Hoe!

Posted on December 10, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why does Santa have a garden? A: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe! Explanation: When Santa laughs he says, “Ho, ho ho!”  When you work in a garden sometimes you use a hoe (a tool with a long handle … Continue reading →

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