Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You stay here. I’m going on ahead!
Explanation: “To go on ahead” or “to go ahead” means to move forward to do something while leaving the other person behind.
That is different from a hat going on a head, which is when a person puts a hat on his or her head. Hats, of course, go on your head.
This joke is funny because it plays with the word ahead which sounds like a head. I like this one because it is easy to remember. (A hat trick, by the way, is when a player scores three goals in one game, such as hockey.)
If you want to learn to do a magic trick with a hat, try this: