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About stfleming

Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. Lector, escritor, profesor, pensador y soñador. I teach in Lima, Peru, and in Minnesota. Enseño en Lima, Peru y en Minnesota.

Knock Knock Turnip

Posted on January 10, 2013 by stfleming

Cathy from Minnesota offers this joke… Knock, knock  Who’s there? Turnip  Turnip, who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here! Explanation:  This joke plays on words turnip/ turn up.  A turnip is a vegetable; “turn up” is what you do … Continue reading →

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Soccer!

Posted on January 9, 2013 by stfleming

Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move? A: A fence Explanation:  This joke plays on the word “runs”:  A person runs; a fence runs around, that is, goes around, an area like a soccer field.

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1st Knock Knock Joke

Posted on January 8, 2013 by stfleming

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out! Explanation: Knock-knock jokes play with words: words that sound the same but are different or words that have more than one meaning.  In this joke the jokester is … Continue reading →

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1st Joke

Posted on January 8, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Explanation: The answer to this joke (“To get to the other side”) is so obvious, something everyone knows, that it is funny because it is … Continue reading →

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