Tag Archives: dog

Puppy Time

Posted on November 30, 2019 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A: A watch-dog! Explanation: A watchdog is a dog that guards your house; they are also known as guard dogs. (Watchdog can also refer to a group or agency … Continue reading →

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Worse Than Its Bite

Posted on May 21, 2019 by stfleming

Q: Why is a tree like a noisy dog? A: Because each has a lot of bark! Explanation: Dogs bark; barking is the noise they frequently make (some dogs bark less then others). In this case, ‘bark’ is a verb, an action. … Continue reading →

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Ruff Stuff

Posted on September 10, 2014 by stfleming

Q: What did the dog say when he rubbed sandpaper on his tail? A: Rough, rough! Explanation: Another wonderful, classic dog joke! Sandpaper is rough, it is used to make things smooth. In English, when a dog barks it says, “Ruff.” This joke … Continue reading →

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Chasing your tail!

Posted on November 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet! Explanation: “To make ends meet” is an expression used when someone is working hard to earn enough money to pay the bills. … Continue reading →

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