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Rule me this…

Posted on March 19, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why was the king only a foot tall?  A:  Because he was a ruler! Explanation: A ruler is one who rules, that is, one who is in charge like a king or a president.  A ruler is also a stick … Continue reading →

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Whale tale!

Posted on March 14, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What is a whale’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader! Explanation:  Whales are known for eating lots and lots of fish and krill; that is, they swallow them.  “Follow the Leader” is a well known children’s game where one … Continue reading →

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At the plate!

Posted on March 8, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter! Explanation: The word “batter” can refer to the person on a baseball team who has the bat and is hitting the ball.  The word … Continue reading →

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Escalator? Nope.

Posted on March 7, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What goes up and down but does not move? A: Stairs! Explanation: You walk up the stairs and down the stairs.  We say “the stairs go up to the next floor” or “the stairs go down to the basement.” … Continue reading →

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Two tired!

Posted on March 6, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired! Explanation: Bicycles have two tires, that is, they have two wheels.  If a car is four-tired (has 4 tires) then you could say a bike is two-tired (has two … Continue reading →

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Luke at me!

Posted on February 27, 2013 by stfleming

Knock, knock.  Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? You look like you want to hear another knock knock joke! Explanation: You see, “Luke” sounds like “look.”  So, you look like you want to hear another knock knock joke!

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Sign Language?

Posted on February 26, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What language does a billboard speak? A: Sign language! Explanation: A billboard is one of those really big advertisements found along roads and on top of buildings; a billboard is a type of sign.  This joke plays on the word … Continue reading →

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Title-wave!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What would we get if we threw all the books in the ocean? A: A title wave! Explanation: A tidal wave is produced by the daily tides, which are caused by the gravitational pull of the moon and sun (officially, … Continue reading →

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Bull Doze?

Posted on February 21, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. Explanation:  “To doze” is to sleep, but just for a little bit of time.  A bulldozer is a machine that moves dirt.  So, a sleeping bull is a bull … Continue reading →

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Hot Dog!

Posted on February 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A:  Take away its chair! Explanation:  You know what a hot dog is, right?  A “hot dog stand” is a small place that sells hot dogs (see picture).  This joke plays … Continue reading →

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