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Wave to me!

Posted on January 18, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What did the water say to the boat? A:  Nothing, it just waved. Explanation:  “Wave” is what you do when you move your hand as if saying hello.  “Wave” is also the name for a way the top of … Continue reading →

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Bay Gulls?

Posted on January 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Explanation:  This joke plays on the words seagull (a bird) and bagel (a round bread shaped like a donut).  There … Continue reading →

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Red all over? No, read all over.

Posted on January 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What is black and white and red all over?  A:  A newspaper! Explanation:  This joke plays on the word red/ read.  “Red” is a color, like black and white.  “Read”(pronounced “red”)  is the past tense of read (every day … Continue reading →

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The Late Broom

Posted on January 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  Why was the broom late?  A:  It over swept! Explanation: Brooms are for sweeping; one reason that people are late is because they over sleep.  “Sleep” in the past tense is “slept” (everyday I sleep, yesterday I slept).  “Slept” … Continue reading →

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