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Book ’em, Danno

Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away? A: Put lox on it! Explanation: Bagels are a type of bread that look like a donut.  They are round and have a hole in the middle, but they are not … Continue reading

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Bay Gulls?

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Explanation:  This joke plays on the words seagull (a bird) and bagel (a round bread shaped like a donut).  There … Continue reading

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