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The Nose Knows

Posted on February 21, 2021 by stfleming

Q: What did the right eye say to the left eye?A: Hey buddy, just between you and me, something smells! Explanation: More jokes about your face! The phrase “something smells” usually means that something is giving off, emitting, a bad … Continue reading →

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1 Foot = 12 Inches

Posted on January 14, 2014 by stfleming

Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?  A: If it was, then it would be a foot! Explanation: In the standard system of measurement, the system that is used in the United States, 12 inches equals one foot (about 30 cm). … Continue reading →

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Bullied Nose

Posted on December 11, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why was the nose feeling sad? A: It was tired of getting picked on! Explanation: When you “pick your nose” you stick your finger in your nose and, well, remove whatever is in there.  “To be picked on” means that someone is … Continue reading →

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