Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A: Deep and crisp and even!
Explanation: “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen. When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even.”
This is a well known Christmas Carol but that last part sounds kind of like a pizza order- deep dish, crispy crust, evenly baked. Me? I’d add some pepperoni and it’d be perfect!
Explain the Joke 
Deep pan, crisp and even you fool!