Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A: Deep and crisp and even!

Explanation: “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen.  When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even.”

This is a well known Christmas Carol but that last part sounds kind of like a pizza order- deep dish, crispy crust, evenly baked.  Me?  I’d add some pepperoni and it’d be perfect!