Tag Archives: baby

A Bigger, Better Year

Posted on January 2, 2021 by stfleming

Q: If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of all three of them?A: The baby because the baby is a little Bigger! Explanation: Happy New Year! A baby joke for the new year seemed appropriate. … Continue reading →

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Lullaby-me to the Moon

Posted on August 29, 2020 by stfleming

Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? A: You rocket! Explanation: Astronauts are scientists who explore and study space.  To get into space they blast off in a rocket.  In this case, ‘rocket’ is a noun, a … Continue reading →

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The Purse Falls Asleep

Posted on January 8, 2014 by stfleming

Q: Why did the lady sing lullabies to her purse? A: She wanted a sleeping bag! Explanation: Lullabies are the songs that caregivers sing to babies at bed time; the hope of singing a lullaby is that the child will fall asleep.  The … Continue reading →

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Baby Dribbler

Posted on December 2, 2013 by stfleming

Q: When is a baby good at basketball? A: When it’s dribbling! Explanation: “To dribble” the basketball means to bounce the ball as you walk or run down the basketball court.  “To dribble” is also to let saliva drop from … Continue reading →

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May- bee Ba-bee

Posted on November 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q:     What do you call newborn bee? A:     A ba-bee! Explanation:  Newborn is a word that refers to a baby who has recently come into the world, yes, a baby.  A bee is an insect that gives … Continue reading →

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