Tag Archives: dogs

As Quiet as a Lamb

Posted on August 13, 2024 by stfleming

Q: What kind of dog doesn’t bark?A: A hush puppy! Explanation: You already know what a dog is.  According to the American Kennel Club, there are over 340 breeds of dogs in the world.  A breed is a type of dog … Continue reading →

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Shaggy Dog Story

Posted on June 6, 2021 by stfleming

Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A: They have two left feet! Explanation: Dogs have four feet called paws: two front feet and two back feet.  You could also say that they have two right feet and two left feet.  Sounds … Continue reading →

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Trousers Again

Posted on April 17, 2021 by stfleming

Q: What does a dog do that a person steps into? A: Pants! Explanation: Thank you to a friend from India for sending another joke about pants! Last week I explained about pants, the ones you wear that are also called … Continue reading →

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X Marks the Spot

Posted on August 22, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What did the Dalmatian say after eating lunch? A: Wow, that really hit the spot! Explanation: If you have seen the movie 101 Dalmatians, you know that Dalmatians are a breed of dog known for their spots.  While I like … Continue reading →

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Tall Tails

Posted on June 6, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers? A: They only have one tail! Explanation: A tale is a story.  If you are a teller of tales you are a storyteller. A tail is the part of of an animal that … Continue reading →

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