Tag Archives: Learn

Picking Up the Pieces

Posted on September 5, 2021 by stfleming

Q: Is collecting shells on the beach easy to learn?A: Yes, you’ll pick it up right away! Explanation: Picking up shells on a beach is easy because, if the beach has shells, you just bend over and lift them up with … Continue reading →

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My Better Half

Posted on October 11, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm! Explanation: Imagine biting into an apple and finding a worm. Yes, that is a very unpleasant thought because your apple is most likely not in very … Continue reading →

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Tall Tails

Posted on June 6, 2020 by stfleming

Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers? A: They only have one tail! Explanation: A tale is a story. If you are a teller of tales you are a storyteller. A tail is the part of of an animal that … Continue reading →

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Uncomfortably Close

Posted on April 25, 2020 by stfleming

Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? A: Too close for comfort food! Explanation: Comfort food is food that makes you feel good, perhaps by reminding you of a special time, place, … Continue reading →

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