Tag Archives: play

Gone with the Wind

Q: Why did the kids fire their squirt guns into the air on that windy day? A: They were just shooting the breeze! Explanation: A squirt gun shoots a stream of water, much like a spray bottle, but in the form … Continue reading

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Picking Up the Pieces

Q: Is collecting shells on the beach easy to learn?A: Yes, you’ll pick it up right away! Explanation: Picking up shells on a beach is easy because, if the beach has shells, you just bend over and lift them up with … Continue reading

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Fowl Play

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A:  They suspected it of foul play! Explanation: “Suspected of foul play” means that the police think you did something illegal.  The group of birds that include chickens, duck, geese and turkeys are … Continue reading

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