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Snowman and Vampire

Posted on January 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Explanation:  This is a common type of joke that is funny because you cross (combine) one thing with another (usually two things that do not … Continue reading →

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Whine about wine

Posted on January 21, 2013 by stfleming

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A. It let out a little wine! Explanation: Wine is made from grapes.  Traditionally (that is, a long time ago), grapes were “pressed” by stepping them ( did you … Continue reading →

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Gutless

Posted on January 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A. They don’t have the guts. Explanation:  To “have guts” is to be brave.  If you “don’t have the guts” to do something it means you are scared to do it.  “Guts” are … Continue reading →

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Wave to me!

Posted on January 18, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What did the water say to the boat? A:  Nothing, it just waved. Explanation:  “Wave” is what you do when you move your hand as if saying hello.  “Wave” is also the name for a way the top of … Continue reading →

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Bay Gulls?

Posted on January 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Explanation:  This joke plays on the words seagull (a bird) and bagel (a round bread shaped like a donut).  There … Continue reading →

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Red all over? No, read all over.

Posted on January 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What is black and white and red all over?  A:  A newspaper! Explanation:  This joke plays on the word red/ read.  “Red” is a color, like black and white.  “Read”(pronounced “red”)  is the past tense of read (every day … Continue reading →

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The Late Broom

Posted on January 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  Why was the broom late?  A:  It over swept! Explanation: Brooms are for sweeping; one reason that people are late is because they over sleep.  “Sleep” in the past tense is “slept” (everyday I sleep, yesterday I slept).  “Slept” … Continue reading →

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Another Snowman Joke

Posted on January 14, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  How does a Snowman get to work? A:  By icicle. Explanation:  Take a look at the answer- by icicle.  If you say the two words quickly you get the word bicycle.  An icicle is ice that is formed by … Continue reading →

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Snowbank?

Posted on January 11, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  Where does a snowman keep his money? A:  In a snow bank. Explanation:  This joke plays on the word “bank”.  A bank is a place where people keep their money; a snowbank is a pile of snow (which is … Continue reading →

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Knock Knock Turnip

Posted on January 10, 2013 by stfleming

Cathy from Minnesota offers this joke… Knock, knock  Who’s there? Turnip  Turnip, who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here! Explanation:  This joke plays on words turnip/ turn up.  A turnip is a vegetable; “turn up” is what you do … Continue reading →

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