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Stuffed!

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed! Explanation: After you finish eating you could say, “I am full” or you might say, “I’m stuffed.”  Both expressions mean the same thing: you have eaten enough and you … Continue reading

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What do you knead?

Q: What did the baker say when he found his lost dough? A:  “That’s just what I kneaded!” Explanation: “To knead dough” is to push and pull it; that is what you do to the dough before you let it rise.  “To … Continue reading

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Above Me

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Explanation: “Over your head” can have two different meanings: 1) something is literally above you; 2) something is too hard for you to understand.  For … Continue reading

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Baby Dribbler

Q: When is a baby good at basketball? A: When it’s dribbling! Explanation: “To dribble” the basketball means to bounce the ball as you walk or run down the basketball court.  “To dribble” is also to let saliva drop from … Continue reading

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Hum a few bars

Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum? A: Because they can’t remember the words! Explanation:  “To hum” can be to sing, “la, la, la” when you don’t know the words to a song or keep your lips together and make … Continue reading

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Fowl Play

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A:  They suspected it of foul play! Explanation: “Suspected of foul play” means that the police think you did something illegal.  The group of birds that include chickens, duck, geese and turkeys are … Continue reading

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Having Family for Thanksgiving

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? A: No, you should just have the turkey! Explanation: Another joke that plays with a double meaning.  Imagine a conversation like this: “What did you have for dinner?”  “I had soup and … Continue reading

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Turkey Feathers!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Explanation: At first when you hear this joke, the expectation is that the answer will be the right side or the left side, perhaps the top, bottom, front … Continue reading

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Musical Turkey

Q: What is the musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick! Explanation:  “Drumstick” has two meanings: a drumstick is the piece of wood that a drummer uses to hit the drum and make music; a turkey leg, one that has been … Continue reading

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Married to his honey!

Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey! Explanation: Sweetie, dear, my love, honey.  These are all words/ phrases that a person might use for his or her significant other, for the love of your life. … Continue reading

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