Tag Archives: jokes

Cinderella’s Ball?

Posted on January 26, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?  A: Because she ran away from the ball! Explanation:  Cinderella went to that fancy dance party in her fancy dress.  That fancy dance party is called “a ball.”  So is the sphere … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hey 8!

Posted on January 25, 2013 by stfleming

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8? A: Nice belt! Explanation:  The number zero sees an eight and thinks it is just like me, a zero, so it must have a belt.  Numbers thinking crazy thoughts!  That’s funny!

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

7 8 9

Posted on January 24, 2013 by stfleming

Q: Why was 6 afraid of  7? A: Because 7, 8, 9! Explanation:  If you read the numbers is sounds like seven-eight (ate)-nine.  And if I were 6, I, too, would be afraid of seven if it is eating other … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 34 Comments

Higher Ed?

Posted on January 23, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  Why did the child study in the airplane? A:  He wanted a higher education! Explanation: Higher education: that means studies beyond high school such as going to the university.  Higher education does not refer to altitude, like studying while … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Snowman and Vampire

Posted on January 22, 2013 by stfleming

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Explanation:  This is a common type of joke that is funny because you cross (combine) one thing with another (usually two things that do not … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Whine about wine

Posted on January 21, 2013 by stfleming

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A. It let out a little wine! Explanation: Wine is made from grapes.  Traditionally (that is, a long time ago), grapes were “pressed” by stepping them ( did you … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gutless

Posted on January 20, 2013 by stfleming

Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A. They don’t have the guts. Explanation:  To “have guts” is to be brave.  If you “don’t have the guts” to do something it means you are scared to do it.  “Guts” are … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wave to me!

Posted on January 18, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What did the water say to the boat? A:  Nothing, it just waved. Explanation:  “Wave” is what you do when you move your hand as if saying hello.  “Wave” is also the name for a way the top of … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bay Gulls?

Posted on January 17, 2013 by stfleming

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Explanation:  This joke plays on the words seagull (a bird) and bagel (a round bread shaped like a donut).  There … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Red all over? No, read all over.

Posted on January 16, 2013 by stfleming

Q:  What is black and white and red all over?  A:  A newspaper! Explanation:  This joke plays on the word red/ read.  “Red” is a color, like black and white.  “Read”(pronounced “red”)  is the past tense of read (every day … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Joke | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment